Let the countdown begin...

Okay, I suppose I should be giving my thoughts on the preamble to the Academy Awards (aka the red carpet arrivals), but in order to do that I would have to change the channel from Dora the Explorer and I'm pretty sure my two year old nephew would fight me to the death in order to stop that from happening. So, let's just assume that there are some stunningly beautiful women and devastatingly handsome men strolling down the red carpet with some inane commentary from either Joan or Melissa Rivers, Billy Bush and Ryan Secrest (who is really growing on me). Some of the dresses will be fabulous and some will be downright embarrassing and all will be wearing some really expensive jewels.