Billy Crystal needs to stop laughing at his own jokes.
Natalie Portman is introducing the Best Actor nominees individually. Which is sweet, but I'm kind of ready for the show to be over.
Okay, it's dragging. I'm ready for this bit to be over.
And, Jean Dujardin wins for The Artist! I totally called that. He loves our country. And apparently we love him. Actually, we really do.
Apparently, the first Oscars ceremony only lasted 15 minutes. Good to know.
Also, he's got a killer French accent when he speaks English and I really wish I could speak French when he speaks French.
I'm a whopping 8-22.