Big Bang Theory comedy bit...

Sheldon is very exciting about the introduction of the Ernst & Young Accountants...

Well, that's one way to make it more... Interesting?  CPA... CPA... CPA...

And, Seth McFarland has a messed up microphone.  Apparently, he skipped rehearsal, which he admits to his Brian voice.

Another new rule... you can't insult the people whose nomination you're about to announce.  There's just no humor to be mined there, which was evident when the crowd didn't laugh.

And the winner is Tom Bergeron - Dancing with the Stars.  Huh... I was surprised by that. Though, I don't watch Dancing with the Stars.

He's giving a good speech.  Shout outs to Betty White and Jeff Probst (cause he wasn't nominated) and even manages a plug for the premiere of his own show.

Okay, that was painless...

Reality...

And, something was off with the timing for the reality montage.

But, since I want to fast forward through this whole montage, I don't care that much.  

Dawson and Damon Wayans, Jr. come out and give the score of the Pats/Ravens game.  It's week 3 people, does anyone really care?

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
The Amazing Race 
American Idol
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef

And the Amazing Race wins again.  Have they lost yet?  In this category?  Like, ever?

New rule:  If you win the same aware more than two times, you can't be surprised when you win again.

At least his speech was short.

It's Stephen Colbert! This makes me happy...

Because Stephen Colbert always makes me happy. But, he's not presenting with Jon Stewart, which confuses me.

And, Colbert comes out against the War on Women...  For the most part.

Five of the women nominated are outstanding and the other two... and he's out of time.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Lena Dunham, Girls
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie

And the winner is... Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  Sigh... I like her... I really do. But, I wanted Amy Poehler to win.  Because, she's awesome.  And she was absolutely great last year.

So, Julia starts out by thanking the folks at NBC and Parks and Rec. And, it's Amy Poehler's speech. So, they switch back.

I love how the women do a funny thing each year.

There is nothing funny about the idea of Julia Louis-Dreyfus being Vice President.

Okay, the last bit was awesome.  Isn't it a shame that Amy Poehler didn't win?  Yes!!

It's Matthew Perry (watch Go On only on NBC!)

And Matthew Perry is announcing who already won for Guest Actor and Actress in a Comedy.  Which were already announced on Saturday.  But, he likes attention so that's good.  Yeah, that was off...

And the winners were Kathy Bates and Jimmy Fallon (and Mattew Perry had to wait for their applause, which was nice).

And now Kathy Bates and Jimmy Fallon are announcing the winners for Best Comedy Direction.

Okay that was cute... The directors explain what makes a good director.  Apparently, being Jewish helps (Louis CK, notwithstanding).

And the winner is... Steve Levitan (Modern Family). 

Okay, if you've already won four times, a win can't be shocking.  Though, I guess since this is his first directing win, that makes a bit more sense.

Somewhat funny egoist acceptance speech.  Getting titters if not out loud laughter.
But, he ends with some nice self-deprecating humor.

And the Modern Family cast talks about how nice everyone is, except the actress who plays Lilly.  Okay, that's really funny. 

And, Mindy Kaling and Melissa McCarthy are presenting...

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louis C.K., Louie 
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
It's time for Louis C.K. to take home the Emmy. 

Wow, the actresses really wanted to get through that quickly.  I wonder if McCarthy is getting sick of doing the same thing in every awards show. And, Larry David apparently isn't there tonight.

And the winner is Jon Cryer?  I totally give up.  I don't see it, but neither does Cryer, apparently.  I actually think he's legitimately surprised. I wonder if this is a response to the whole Charlie Sheen thing.  Did he thank Ashton Kutcher? I know he thanked Chuck Lorre, but I didn't hear him thank his cast.  Though, I guess he didn't have a speech because he didn't think he'd win.  Which, I didn't think he'd win either, so I get it.

Jim Parsons and Zoey Deschannel are giving out the award for...
Best Writing for a Sitcom...

So, Zoey does not read off a teleprompter all that well. 

Louis CK wins...  

And Jimmy is in the audience speaking to Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul about what their shows would be like without cable.

And, it's an Andy Griffith homage, as Paul and Cranston take out Don Knotts.  Cute...

And Kat Dennings and Jon Cryer present for...

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Kathryn Joosten, Desperate Housewives
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live 
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie


Awwww... I forgot that Kathryn Joosten passed away. And, the crowd is getting into cheering for the nominees for this category.


And the Emmy goes to Julie Bowen.  Meh... She's good, I suppose, but I would like to see someone else win this one.  It's such a strong category. 


Also, I'm not crazy about the lady who's announcing the tidbits about the winners.  Bring back John Hodgman! 


And, nipple covers is getting a lot of play.  I wonder if it's trending on twitter.

Amy Poehler and Louis CK are presenting the award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series.

And Louis is wearing a suit.  Sure, it's a black suit, but it's a suit nonetheless...  And, I like Amy's dress.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Max Greenfield, New Girl
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live

I had Bill Hader winning, but Eric Stonestreet takes the win.  So, the Modern Family cast does not split the vote. He spends most of the time singing Jesse Tyler Ferguson's praises, which is cool. And, hes' crying as he tells all the actors out there to stick with it.  That's sweet.

Okay, this is a bit of a late start, but it's finally started. The 2012 Emmy Awards have begun (yes, I'm an hour and 17 minutes late).

I love Christina Hendricks Emmy surprise face.  And Connie Britton needs to be on my tv every day.  So, worst case scenario, I'll watch Friday Night Lights every day.  Not a bad plan B.

Also, I like that they brought up the horror of the year the reality hosts hosted.

And, I like Jimmy Kimmel, cause he's got the funny. 

Also, Kathy Bates, Martha Plimpton, Ellen Degeneres, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. 

I enjoyed this cold open, though there is a chance it's the half-glass of wine talking.

And, heeeeeere's Jimmy...

Love that Philo gets his due cred. Aaron Sorkin must be so proud.

I'm surprised that Jimmy is getting kind of political.

But, that's a great line about the president shouldn't watch Homeland, just like Charlie Sheen shouldn't watch Breaking Bad.

And, yes, I do need to watch Girls. 

A horse meat joke... daring.  Possibly more daring than the Kelsey Grammar joke.

Booo... no nomination for drama for any broadcast channel.  Though, to be fair, I'm not sure what I would have nominated on the broadcast side.

Emmy Picks!

And it's time for the most exciting time of the year for a tv fan... The National Association of Television Arts & Sciences Awards for Excellence - more commonly knows as the EMMYS!

Below, please find my choices of what i think should win, not necessarily what I think will win.  

Outstanding Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
Downton Abbey
Mad Men
Homeland
This is going to be one of the many categories where it's going to be close. If Homeland doesn't take it, I think Mad Men could get the win.  However, it's got to be said that one day I would like to see a broadcast network drama be nominated again. Will next year be the year? 

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Hugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad 
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland
This was a toughy, because I LOVE Damian Lewis, but I've been hearing ridiculous things about Bryan Cranston, and quite frankly, I'm still on the emotional high from last year's Emmys when Kyle Chandler won.  So, I'm okay if Cranston takes the win... again. 



Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Kathy Bates, Harry’s Law
Glenn Close, Damages
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Claire Danes, Homeland 
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
I think Danes will take the victory, but I'd be okay with a Moss, Margulies or Dockery victory, as well.  

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad 
Giancarlo Esposito, Breaking Bad
Brendan Coyle, Downton Abbey
Jim Carter, Downton Abbey
Jared Harris, Mad Men
Another stupidly difficult category. I think it's Aaron Paul's to lose, but Esposito also had a hell of a great story/season, so the worry is that they'll split the Breaking Bad vote. Ditto for the Downton Abbey folks, so it's possible that Dinklage will take home the trophy again. Though I still think Paul will grab it.

Outstanding Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Girls
Modern Family
30 Rock
Veep
I think Modern Family will repeat (in a less stellar season), but I can also see Girls sneaking through with the win. 

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men 
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Oh gosh, I want Christina Hendricks to win.  I really, really do.  The episode where she XXXXXX with the XXXXX, nearly killed me.  Though, this is another category, where I would be happy for any of the nominees to take home the statue.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louis C.K., Louie 
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
It's time for Louis C.K. to take home the Emmy.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Lena Dunham, Girls
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Yes, all of the actresses are great, but Amy Poehler better win this one, or there will be riots in my corner of West End Avenue.  Yes, I said riots!
 
Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
The Amazing Race 
American Idol
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef
Seriously, why even have this as a category? Has The Amazing Race ever lost?  And, yet, who can tell me anything about last season's Amazing Race? 

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Max Greenfield, New Girl
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live
Unless the Modern Family folks spread a whisper campaign that the voters should vote for one of them in particular, I think they will split the vote (though I say this every year, and I'm always wrong). I do think this is Bill Hader's year. Him or Ty Burrell.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Kathryn Joosten, Desperate Housewives
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live 
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie
I would like to see a Mayim Bialik win because I do think she's breathed new life into BBT, but I think the voters are going to give it to Wiig as a good luck in the movies gesture.

2012 Academy Awards: The Recap...

And, so the 85th Annual Academy Awards have come to a close.

I'd give it a C+. There was just such low energy throughout the entire night, save when a few individual presenters livened things up (Scorcese ! Robert Downey, Jr., Ferrell and Galifinakis). In a night that was supposed to be about fans and creators love of movies, there seemed to be a lack of movie clips. We saw actors talk about their favorite films, but I would much rather see the clips rather than hear, with a shorter voice over).

I was glad The Artist won, and was surprised that Hugo won most of the tech awards.

I was sad that Viola Davis won, but happy not sad that Meryl Streep did. I'm also glad that Octavia Spencer took home the statue. Captain Von Trapp (Christopher Plummer) took home an Oscar, becoming the oldest performer to do so, as did Jean Dujardin (significantly younger, but with a killer French accent).

The Death Montage was nicely understated, but I still miss the Governor's Award presentation on the big telecast.

I had high hopes for Billy Crystal (and maybe that was my fault, as my hopes could have been too high). Aside from the opening montage (where he inserted himself into various films), nothing he did stuck out. Though, he seemed to find himself awfully funny, so there's that. yay to all the other winners.

However, yay to all the winners. Like I've said, it was a good season for movies (though I do wish Harry Potter had filled that 10th slot for Best Picture nominees).

Now, I don't know how one gets in the Academy, but lets hope for some additional diversity in the coming years, so it becomes less old, white male

Best Picture...

And Tom Cruise presents the last category of the evening, Best Picture. And, here we get the montage of all the Best Picture nominees, which I feel are usually interspersed throughout the evening. I'm not sure how I feel about having the single montage at the end of the evening.

And the winner is...

THE ARTIST!

I called it. And, I'm glad it won. But, it was a very, very good year for movies.

The French are funny. And apparently grow very tall women.

Lots of shout outs to directors past. I approve.

Best Lead Actress...

And, Colin Firth introduces all of the nominees individually, again. There is just something informal about the way these start with the speaking directly to the nominee, using just the first name. It's so insular. Bah. That said, I will listen to Colin Firth say just about anything, so I'm more okay with this segment than with Natalie Portman's.
He also clearly liked working with Meryl Streep and Michelle Williams (but more Meryl).

And the Oscar goes to Meryl Streep. I'm surprised, I really thought it was going to Viola Davis. And, I do love Meryl Streep, but Viola was just great. And, Viola was the first to stand, and went over to give her a hug. I love that. I do.

And, she starts with the shout out to her husband, so it wouldn't be missed by the music. That's adorable. And, she thanks her hair/makeup guy who won earlier that night. And, now she talks about how great it is working with her friends, old and new, here and departed. That was a great speech and sounded a bit like a retirement speech. Which, I hope she's not.

Best Lead Actor...

More actors talking about movies, only this time coming out of commercial. I think that's the first time this has happened. This time they're talking about how hard it is to make films.

Billy Crystal needs to stop laughing at his own jokes.

Natalie Portman is introducing the Best Actor nominees individually. Which is sweet, but I'm kind of ready for the show to be over.

Okay, it's dragging. I'm ready for this bit to be over.

For this they cut out the Governor's Awards? Bah! Or the Best Song performances? Double Bah!

And, Jean Dujardin wins for The Artist! I totally called that. He loves our country. And apparently we love him. Actually, we really do.

Apparently, the first Oscars ceremony only lasted 15 minutes. Good to know.

Also, he's got a killer French accent when he speaks English and I really wish I could speak French when he speaks French.

I'm a whopping 8-22.

In Memorium...

Kathy just pointed out that Whitney died this year, so she might not even be represented. Excellent point.

Gil Cates (former Oscar Director) gets a special shout out by Billy Crystal. And Esperanza Spalding is singing "What a Wonferful World." She has a great voice.

And, Whitney was represented in this year's show, as was Steve Jobs.

I wonder how they decided who actually got to speak.

And, Liz Taylor does end it, with a touch more time than everyone else.

That was well done. Classy, understated. It seems like everyone got the same amount of time onscreen.

Who will end the Death Montage?

Early money is on Liz Taylor, but late money is claiming Whitney.

And, I loved the Oprah/Jimmy Fallon promo.

Governor's Awards...

Billy Crystal introduces Meryl Streep, pointing out that she's 2-17 in Oscar victories.

I love her. I do. But, I still hope Viola Davis wins.

And, she gets stuck introducing the Governor's Awards (Honorary Oscars and Lifetime Achievement Awards). I still say that this award should still be televised and still don't understand Oprah getting a movie awards even if it is the Jean Hersholdt Humanitarian Award. Though I do approve of the standing ovation, which is what would happen if these awards were televised which they totally should be.

Best Direction...

Presented by Michael Douglas...

If Terence Malick wins, I'll be miffed. I'm rooting for Michel Hazanavicius for The Artist. And, he wins!

Aww, poor guy, he forgot his speech, but he's covering well, even remembering to thank the dog. And, his French accent is full of win.

I'm 7-21.

Tech Awards recap...

I'm sorry, there's just no way to make that interesting.

And now the cast of The Bridesmaids are introducing short films (and do a funny bit with penis jokes, in the size does matter vein).

Best Live action short...
The winner is The Shore. And, of course I had Time Freak. The director is father of the producer and now he doesn't have to wait til her wedding to tell everyone how great she is. That's adorable. And, the rest of his family is practically in tears cheering him on. That's adorable.

Best Documentary short...
And the girls continue the Scorcese drinking game, started at the Golden Globes. Brilliant!
The winner is Saving Face. And, I had Incident in New Baghdad.

Best Animated Short Film...
And the winner is The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore and of course I had Wild Life.

At 6-20, I am just getting crushed.

So, with 45 minutes left til the end of the show, we still have Best Picture, Director, Lead Actor, Lead Actress, and Death montage. Are we even getting a shout out to the Lifetime achievement awards peeps?

And Billy Crystal flubs a line...

in introducing Angelina Jolie is introducing Best Original Screenplay. And, Kathy is right, that is a high slit in her dress.

Did Angelina Jolie have work done on her face?

And the winner is... Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash! The latter two are members of The Groundlings (both of whom are imitating Angelina Jolie's posing).

How do you think George Clooney feels? The film he starred in won, but the film he starred in and wrote, lost.

Alexander Payne had a lovely speech, dedicating his win to his mother, just as Javier Bardem did.

And now, Best Original Screenplay...

I thought Midnight in Paris would win, but I wouldn't be surprised if Bridesmaids does.

And the Oscar goes to... Woody Allen in Midnight in Paris!

It was his best movie in 30 years. And, he didn't show up, I wondered if he would.

I am enjoying these bits with the actors and filmmakers talking about their favorite films as we go to commercial. And, it is in these scenes that Sasha Baron Cohen shows up, as himself. He likes the same kind of sick movies he produces (which is not how I would describe his films, but whatever.)

Best Original Score (and Song)...

And now a salute to the music of the Academy Awards, with a torah looking thing.

Owen Wilson and Penelope Cruz are introducing Best Original Score...

And The Artist wins, taking me to 4-14.

And Will Ferrel and Zack Gallifinakis play the cymbals to introduce Best Original Song.

Which didn't get sung. There are only two songs, how could they not manage to fit them both in?

And the Oscar goes to...

Man or Muppet (Brett McKenzie). I liked his speech, but I'm surprised Jason Segal didn't get a shout out. Still, lots of Muppet-love going on, so it's all to the good.

Yay, I got that one too. I'm on a mini-roll.

Though, I'm not getting the flight attendant popcorn vendors.

Billy Crystal plays What are they Thinking...

I'm liking this...

He hit Brad and Angelina, Morgan Freeman, George Clooney, Viola Davis, Martin Scorcese, Nick Nolte, and the dog from The Artist.

I laughed out loud, so I suppose it was a succesful endeavor.

And, now Tom Sherak, the president of the MPAA is speaking, but he does not mention the producing/hosting controversy and neither does Billy. Though, Billy does point out how low key Sherak was. "Mr. Excitement."

Best Supporting Actor...

Melissa Leo (winner last year for The Fighter) presents. I've liked her since Homicide: Life on the Streets.

I had forgotten Nick Nolte was nominated this year.

And the Oscar goes to Christopher Plummer. WhooHoo! I'm 3-13. At the age of 82, he becomes the oldest actor ever to win an acting award. And, he gets a standing ovation, but a great opening line. "You're only two years older than me, where have you been all my life." And, he gives a classy speech, thaning his fellow nominees, director, Ewan Macgregor who he would share the award with if he had any decency. And, he brings his wife to tears with his thank you of her.

Achievement in Visual Effects

I like Emma Stone. She's funny and likeable. And quite tall compared to Ben Stiller. It went on a tiny bit too long, but the ending was worth it, when she called out Stiller for his Avatar bit last year.

C'mon, Harry Potter has to win something... Let it be Visual Effects.

And the winner goes to Hugo. Wow, I can't buy a correct answer tonight. I'm 2-12.

Hugo is racking up the victories tonight. Maybe because Scorcese has been in the business for so long, he and his people have built up a ton of good will?

Best Animated Feature...

Chris Rock does a bit for Best Animation, and it's very funny and smart.

And Rango wins! I'm 2-11.

Best Documentary...

Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow as yet have the best presenting bit, with the documentary The Presenter (note the non plurals).

And, the winner is Undefeated, which I am glad won, even though I had Paradise Lost 3. And, they had a good speech, up until they did not thank the football players whose lives they documented.

Muppets!!

talking about their memorable first movie and introducing Cirque du Soleil. As the only person in the world who does not like Cirque Du Soleil, I'm watching this under protest. Isn't the cool thing about Cirque du Soeil seeing it in person, rather than on the tv screen?

I do like how they're incproating the backdrop of famous movies, however. But, they cut out the various Lifetime Achievement awards for this.

And, I like George Clooney as much as the next person, but why cut to his reaction during the performance. Bah!

Film Editing, Sound Editing and Sound Mixing

Tina Fey and Bradley Cooper presented. They are just so darn likeable.

I had Thelma Schoonmaker for Hugo winning, because she's just kind of awesome.

And the winner is... Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall (Girl with a Dragon Tatt00).

I am kind of, really surprised.

And, now I'm 1-8.

For Best Sound Editing, I had Drive and of course Hugo won.

This is not my night.

For Best Sound Mixing, I had War Horse (it's World War I, people!), but of course Hugo wins (Tom Fleischman and John Midgley).

And I drop to 1-9.

We've done 10/24 awards in an hour. I feel like the show is going to slow down considerably for the remainder of the show, not good for a telecast that already feels very slow.

Comedy bit...

Billy Crystal riffing on The Help win and lack of African Americans in Beverly Hills (closest one was 45 minutes outside of town).

And now a comedy bit starring Christopher Guest's comedy troupe on what if a focus group watched Wizard of Oz.
See, monkeys can fly!
I have always wondered why Glinda never did tell Dorothy to just click her heels together.

And, that was cute

Billy Crystal says that George Clooney is a good kisser, which Clooney does not argue with. I love Clooney.

Best Supporting Actress...

So weird hearing Christian Bale speak with his native accent. The only movies I've seen him use it in were when he was a kid (Henry V and Empire of the Sun).

Jessica Chastain's reaction with her mom was adorable.

And the winner is... Octavia Spencer. Wow!

I said that Melissa McCarthy would win, but wouldn't be sad if Octavia Spencer did. And, I'm not sad. But, I am 1-6.

Do they always give standing ovations when people win? I can't recall seeing that for the acting categories.

Allison Janney gets a shout out. And so does Spielberg. What did she do with Steven Spielberg?

45 minutes in, I feel like this is a very low-energy Oscars. It feels very meh. As my friend Kathy pointed out, it did start out with several awards that the general audience doesn't really care about.

Best Foreign Language Film...

Sandra Bullock is speaking Mandarin in a German accent. Not really getting that, but she's pimping the internationality of movies.

And A Separation wins! Yay! I had that one!

Now, I'm 1-5.

Achievement in Makeup

I missed something with Cameron Diaz and J-Lo, but I don't feel so bad because apparently, so did the Theater.

The winner is Mark Coulier and J. Roy Helland (The Iron Lady)

And, I'm 0-4, as I had Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, though just before the winner was announced I did say that I wouldn't be surprised if Iron Lady won, and it did. So, I feel like I should get partial credit for that.

I am beginning to dig the little bits of the actors talking about their early movie-going experience.

Who takes their child to see Elephant Man?

And Barbra Streisand making an appearance? I feel like I haven't seen her in years.

Costume Design

So far, Billy's best jokes are mocking the Kodak Corporation.

No, I'm not going to see Titanic in 3-D, thanks for asking, but I would see Princess Bride in 3-D.

We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws (love that line!)

Okay, I loved the Best Scenes montage because I love those kinds of thing., but since I have a feeling we're going to run out of time when we get to the big categories, I feel like that could have been cut.

And the winner is... Mark Bridges (The Artist)

Of course, I had Hugo winning for this one (the one time I didn't have the Artist). So, now I'm 0-3 if you're keeping track at home (and really, who isn't?).

Achievement in Cinematography and Art Direction

Tom Hanks presents. Interesting that he introduced the early awards. Doesn't he usually do the later awards when he's presenting?

We met Carl, the seat-filler. Or, is he?

And the Oscar goes to Robert Richardson (Hugo).

I had The Artist. Oh well, I'm 0-1.

And now, Achievement in Art Direction...

And the Oscar goes to Hugo.

Once again, I had The Artist. Now, I'm 0-2. This is going against my belief that The Artist would roll up all these early awards leading to an easy call for Best Picture.

It's a Wonderful Time for Oscar...

And Morgan Freeman comes out to introduce the 2012 Academy Awards...

Leading into a Billy Crystal patented film montage...

Yeah, Justin Bieber is getting Billy the 12-17 demographic, not the 18-24 year olds...

Love The Help!

Okay, I'm a sap, but I love these montages. Though, Billy is so puffy.

His one-liners were dying until Chapte 11 Theater.

It's true, movies have always been there for us.

Yay Medley!

It's a wonderful time for Oscar...

The Artist...

War Horse...

Extremely Close & Incredibly Loud...

Moneyball...

Hugo...

Tree of Life...

The Descendants...

Midnight in Paris...

The Help...

They did indeed fit all nine, but I was less than impressed...

Your 2012 Academy Awards Nominations...

Below, are the nominations for the 2012 Academy Awards. My choices are in bold…

Best Picture

There were a slew of great movies this year and The Artist just nudges out The Help in my mind.

War Horse

The Artist

Moneyball

The Descendants

The Tree of Life

Midnight in Paris

The Help

Hugo

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Best Actress

While I love Meryl Streep in everything, Viola Davis just inhabited her role.

Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs

Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Viola Davis, The Help

Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady

Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn

Best Actor

Another toughy… I would put Jean Dujardin just ahead of George Clooney for Best Actor. He totally carried The Artist, and I don’t know that another actor could have done it so well.

Demian Bichir, A Better Life

George Clooney, The Descendants

Jean Dujardin, The Artist

Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Brad Pitt, Moneyball

Supporting Actress

I think McCarthy is going to get it just so Bridesmaids gets something (and she’d deserve it, too), but if Octavia Spencer takes home the statue, I’d be okay with that.

Berenice Bejo, The Artist

Jessica Chastain, The Help

Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids

Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs

Octavia Spencer, The Help

Supporting Actor

80-something Plummer versus 80-something von Snydow, with Plummer getting the win.

Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn

Jonah Hill, Moneyball

Nick Nolte, Warrior

Christopher Plummer, Beginners

Max von Sydow, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Best Director

The Artist is going to win a ton of awards tonight, leading to its Best Picture victory.

Michel Hazanivicus, The Artist

Alexander Payne, The Descendants

Martin Scorsese, Hugo

Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris

Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life

Best Original Screenplay

I could see Wiig and Mumulo getting the win, but I do think this is Woody Allen’s year, and since he’s not getting the Director statue, I think they give him screenplay. It was his best film in 30 years.

Michel Hazanivicius, The Artist

Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumulo, Bridesmaids

Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris

J.C. Chandor, Margin Call

Asghar Farhadi, A Separation

Best Adapted Screenplay

Love Jim Rash in Community, so I hope he, Payne and Faxon get the win.

Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, The Descendants

John Logan, Hugo

George Clooney, Beau Willimon and Grant Heslov, The Ides of March

Steven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin and Stan Chervin, Moneyball

Bridget O'Connor and Peter Straughan, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Best Foreign Feature

Admittedly, I know nothing of this category, but I’ve heard of A Separation, so I’m thinking it’s taking the victory.

Bullhead

Footnote

In Darkness

Monsieur Lazhar

A Separation

Best Animated Feature

Not a particularly good year for animation, or at least mainstream animation.

A Cat in Paris

Chico & Rita

Kung Fu Panda 2

Puss in Boots

Rango

Art Direction

The Artist was just gorgeous.

The Artist

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Hugo

Midnight in Paris

War Horse

Cinematography

The Artist was just gorgeously shot, though so was War Horse and Hugo and Tree of Life. Okay, another great category, but I think The Artist is going to be rolling downhill and collecting wins..

The Artist

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Hugo

The Tree of Life

War Horse

Costume Design

If Hugo doesn’t win, it’s going to be The Artist, because those costumes were gorgeous, but I just remember thinking about the costumes during Hugo (and it wasn’t because I was bored during the film).

Anonymous

The Artist

Hugo

Jane Eyre

W.E.

Documentary Feature

I was going to give this to Hell and Back Again, but Paradise Lost 3 has so many heavy hitters behind it, I’m leaning towards that.

Hell and Back Again

If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front

Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory

Pina

Undefeated

Documentary Short Subject

Who doesn’t love a documentary short about the Iraqi War?

The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement

God Is the Bigger Elvis

Incident in New Baghdad

Saving Face

The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom

Film Editing

Though I would not be surprised if Bion and Hazanavicius win, I’m thinking it’s Thema Schoonmaker’s year. Just a hunch.

Anne-Sophie Bion and Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist

Kevin Tent, The Descendants

Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Thelma Schoonmaker, Hugo

Christopher Tellefsen, Moneyball

Makeup

C’mon, Harry Potter has to win something, right? And, I still firmly believes it belongs up there with the Best Picture nominees.

Martial Corneville, Lynn Johnston and Matthew W. Mungle, Albert Nobbs

Edouard F. Henriques, Gregory Funk and Yolanda Toussieng, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Mark Coulier and J. Roy Helland, The Iron Lady

Music (Original Score)

The score helped sell the film; it’s gotta win.

John Williams, The Adventures of Tintin

Ludovic Bource, The Artist

Howard Shore, Hugo

Alberto Iglesias, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

John Williams, War Horse

Music (Original Song)

Only two songs? Seriously? Muppets, for the win!

"Man or Muppet" from The Muppets, Bret McKenzie

"Real in Rio" from Rio, Sergio Mendes, Carlinhos Brown and Siedah Garrett

Sound Editing

I think Drive has to win something, and since this was the only thing it was nominated for (sorry, Albert Brooks), I think it wins.

Drive

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Hugo

Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon

War Horse

Sound Mixing

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Hugo

Monyeball

Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon

War Horse

Visual Effects

C’mon, Potter! Avenge the snub of Alan Rickman!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Hugo

Real Steel

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon

Short Film (Animated)

I know nothing of this category, so I threw a dart.

Dimanche/Sunday

The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore

La Luna

A Morning Stroll

Wild Life

Short Film (Live Action)

My second dart.

Pentecost

Raju

The Shore

Time Freak

Tuba Atlantic

And that's a wrap...

Jane Lynch brought the telecast in exactly on time. That ought to make the affiliates happy.

All in all, a good show, with several surprises (COACH!) and some not so surprising (Modern Family's near sweep).

The telecast ran smoothly, but not sure how much water cooler talk there will be about it tomorrow.

As of this moment, seven of the top 10 trending topics on twitter are Emmy related.

So, there might be some chat tomorrow.

Best Comedy...

Gwyneth Paltrow announces that the prompter is down and she is going to wing it. Her winging it consists of...

Here are the nominees...


And the Emmy Goes to Modern Family. Well, that was kind of written in the stars. I'm not a fervent viewer, but that's clearly going to have to change in the future.

And the entire cast comes up on stage as Steve Levitan makes another speech. Gives a special shout out to the kids that work on the show. Says the show almost was animated because that's how much they didn't want to work with kids. Gives an anecdote of how a couple of years ago a gay couple came up to them and said that they're just not making people laugh, they're making people tolerant. And, adds that it's about time an old man can be happy with a hot young woman and looking around the room, it's clear that many of the audience agree.

Outstanding Drama

And now Maria Bello and William H. Macy (who worked together in The Killer) come out to introduce Outstanding Drama Series.

And the Emmy goes to Mad Men. Okay, I'm not mad. I did want Friday Night Lights to win, but you can't be upset at a Mad Men victory.

And, Matt Weiner accepts again...

Outstanding Movie or MIni-series

Jane Lynch calls out Film Actors for doing television, taking the jobs of televsiion actors who have to voice videogames which are later made into movies using the very actors who put the television actors out of work. Hakuna Matata, Circle of Life.

And Don Cheadle announces the winner of Best Movie or Mini-series which is...

Downtown Abby

And Julian Fellows accepts again. Compares win to David and Goliath story, but says that Goliath was full of wonderful people. Admits that no one knows what will be a hit or not, but this evening came right.

Mini-series and Movies (Actor

Anna Rotv and David Boreanaz come out to introduce Best Actor in a Movie or Mini-series.

Guy Pearce wins for Mildred Pierce (no relation). Shares award with Kate Winslet (who he got to have sex with Kate Winslet countless times). Also thanks his wife. Love his Australian accent. Thanks the cast and crew and Todd Haimes in particular.

Hugh Laurie and Clare Danes come out to introduce winner of Outstanding Actress in Movie or Mini-series.

And the winner is Kate Winslet. I'm not at all surprised. Oh, and Evan Rachel Wood runs down the aisle to hug her. That's cute. She hugs a very tall Hugh Laurie. She gives credit to Todd Haimes, HBO, the cast. And shares it with her mum, and says she'll never stop need her mum. Love the Britts.

Up next is Best Drama. Wow, they are making excellent time.

In Memorium...

The president of the academy comes out to talk about the people who passed away, giving a special shout out to Stephen J. Cannell.

And various singers come out to sing Hallelujah (I do like that song)...

Barbara Billingley passed away? I must have forgotten about that.

And Jimmy Kimmel's Uncle Frank got a photo. That's nice.

Not sure I like the singers, as they keep taking time away from the In Memorium to show them singers, but that's not what this segment is about. So, the question is, who (if anyone) did they forget to include this year?

Ernst & Young Accountants

Jane Lynch and Paula Abdul come out in a suit and tie and then introduce the real accountants.

They introduce Amy Poehler and Melissa McCartney who read off the teleprompter and say that they are glad that the male actors have finally been able to break through the glass ceiling, but warn them they should still be willing to show some skin.

Lead Actor

Barry Pepper wins for The Kennedys (I'm really surprised), but he was not there to accept in person, so Melissa uses that time to thank James Burrows.

Outstanding direction for mini-series, movie or dramatic special...
Brian Percival for Downtown Abby. Oooh... another British accent? Yes, and he is a low talker, so I'm reading his speech via the closed captioning. They are not very fast typists.

Mini-series and Movies (Writing and Supporting Actress)

The Emmy-Tones are interrupted by LL Cool J who raps about movies and mini-series...

And the cast of Entourage explains why Jane Lynch is a lesbian announce the mini-series and movies category.

First up, writing... And the winner is Julian Fellows for Downtown Abby. Sorry, Stephen Moffat (though I do enjoy Sherlock).

And, it's true... Also thanks the American industry. Ten years ago it kicked off his second career with an Oscar and now it's nurtured it with an Emmy. British accents make everything sound better, even traditional thank you speeches.

And now, Best Supporting Actress in a movie or mini-series...

Dame Maggie Smith wins, but is unable to be there.

Wow, the cast of Entourage is tiny as the model/actress who is ushering them off-stage towers over them all.

New Jersey and Drama (Lead Actress; Lead Actor)

Jane Lynch as a typical NJ resident who has made it her business to get Jersey in as much television as possible.

She takes credit for Jersey Shore, Real Housewives, Jersey Couture (Oxygen shout-out!)

And, now Bryan Cranston and Katie Holmes come out to announce Lead Actress in a Drama...

Connie Britton gets the loudest applause, but...

Julianna Marguilies wins. She wins for the 7th time...

Gives a shout out to the other nominees and then goes straight into thanking the producers, writers, cast, crew, agents, etc. She's clearly won before. But, that's okay, cause she's adorable. And, I don't think her dress is that bad. I'm kind of confussed by it, but it's not hideous.

And now Minka Kelly, Drew Barrymore and two others from the Charlies Angels announce Best Actor in a Drama..

And again, the FNL actor gets a strong applause, but not as much as

And, Kyle Chandler wins! Minka Kelly was so happy for him. AWESOME!!

Very awesome!! So, awesome!! No, I don't know the guy, but he's awesome. And, he didn't think he'd win, so he didn't write a speech. Thanks all the usual suspects, including the good folks at Austin, TX.

Footloose remake

That thick Boston accent is not making me root for the main character at all.

I am very curious to see how it does.

Untitled Jersey City project...

Okay, that commercial got me interested. Mainly to see how Audi is going to be part of the saving of the day.

Drama - Directing and supporting actor

Loretta Devine and Paul McCrane (winners of Best Guest Actor and Actress in a Drama) come out to present...

Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series

Martin Scorcese wins for Boardwalk Empire (first win).
He has to talk even faster due to the count-down.

It's kind of hard to hear the Voice over guy who gives a brief fact, but I feel like they're funny. And, no, closed captioning doesn't help, because the captioner seems to miss every other sentence.

Kerry Washington and Jason O'Mara come out to read the list of side effects. Swelling of the ego, etc.

And now they introduce...

Outstanding Supporting actor in a drama series...

Peter Dinklage wins for Game of Thrones. I really have to watch this show. And the other nominees seem genuinely happy for him (except for Andre Braugher - who I continue to adore). I like that they had lowered the mic stand even before he got there. He is speaking very deliberately Gives a nice shout out to his dog sitter and the other nominees.

Drama Awards - Writing and Supporting Actress

Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

Kutcher does not think Cryer is a troll.

They announce the award for writers in a drama sereis...

YAY!!

Jason Katims wins for Friday Night Lights!!! OMG!!!!!eleventy!

I did not expect that. Gives a shout out to Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler in particular. YAY!!

Clear Eyes, Full Heart, Can't Lose! Believe it!

And now they announce the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series...

There are some good actresses out there...

And Margo Martindale wins for Justified. Didn't see that one coming either.

But, that may be because I don't watch the show. Which I clearly should watch.

Oh, and she's a Hey it's That Girl... Cause she's been in a bunch of stuff.

She says that sometimes these things take time. Oh, she's a cryer. But, she's kind of earned it. Gets in a laugh line when thanking a producer who killed her. And then she thanks another set of producers who gave her another job. Good stuff.

Commercial for Real Steel

Is it me or is this pretty much a movie adaptation of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Just me?

Okay, then.

Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series

Scott Caan and Anna Paquin come out to say that the Daily SHow has won this for the last 8 years in a row and wish the rest of them luck. Which I guess is funny, but seems just mean spirited.

And, The Daily Show wins again. The VO guy says the show launched the career of Steven Colbert, Steve carrell and Ed Helms. Says he knows soon it will be Jon Stewart's time.

Jon Stewart says how great all of the nominees are and gives a special shout out to Stephen Colbert. Then says he hast to thank the Lonely Island guys for giving him something new to explain to his kids.

Michelle Lea and Ian Somerhalder announce

Outsanding Directing for a Variety, Musical or Comedy Series

They were very low energy. Like, they were having a contest to see who could be more low energy, which if you ask me is an odd contest to have.

Don Roy King - SNL

Dedicates award to his 14 year old daughter.

Lonely Island and Michael Bolton perform medley...

Missed the first song by Lonely Island.

It's not Gay in a three way (john Stamos, Maya Rudolph, Ed Helms)

The Lonely boys lost me until they freaked Bill Macy.

Akon comes out to do a bit of I Just had Sex.

Reality/Variety

announced together, so they wouldn't cut the Emmytones song announcing the category.

Oooh, I like the purple dress Jane Lynch is wearing.

Reads off her gay agenda. Reach out to Rachel Maddow about spinning, change the oil in her truck and left the third thing in her fanny pack.

Introduces Kaley Kuoco and David Spade.

Outstanding Reality Competition program:

And Amazing Race wins again. Raise your hand if you're shocked. No hands? I didn't think so.

Wow, they brought up a baseball team.

Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy series...

I love this part. When they announce the writers for the various show. They only had 15 seconds to get everyone's name in.

Colbert Report - They all shout out their names at same time and Stephen Colbert
SNL - Justin Timberlake was the picture for all of the names
Jimmy Fallon - cute dogs were the picture for all of the names
Daily Show - actual photos on the cover of Newsweek
Conan - Pulls one name out of a hat and it's his own name

And The Daily Show wins again. Color me shocked. But, I did dig their acceptance speech. One of the head writers read a written speech that sounded like it was written by a third grader as Jon Stewart was stopped from getting to the podium by the rest of the writers. It said that usually Jon Stewart checks their writing, but this time, he didn't.

When other shows visit the Office...

Very funny...

Loved when Jesse delivered Crystal Meth to Creed.

Welcome back to the Modern Family Awards...

or, so sayeth Jane Lynch. She introduces Charlie Sheen (who she was a therapist for).

Wishes the folks at Two and a Half Men nothing but the best for the upcoming season. They spent 8 wonderful years together and he knows they will continue to make great television.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy

Jim Parsons from the Big Bang Theory

Oh, yay! I didn't think he'd win, but I do like him lots. He seems surprised to have won and gives a special shout out to Johnny Galecki.

Sophia Vergara and Rob Lowe come out to introduce Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy. They do a bit on how thick Lucy's accent was to Sophia growing up.

As they announce the nominees they each stand up and walk onstage. Amy Poehler got to go first and that must have been a bit of a moment for her until everyone in the audience got what was happening. And the women in the crowd stand up and start applauding. And now everyone is standing. Rob Lowe reminds them that no matter what happens, they're all winners.

And Melissa McCarthy wins. Whoah... I did not see that coming. And all the women surround her and kiss her and Rob Lowe gives her a tiara and roses, as Sofia puts the statue in her hand. She yells at the countdown clock and thanks her husband. And she starts to cry. She's from Plainfield, IL and to be standing there is kind of amazing.

That was very well done.

Jeffrey Richmond thanks John (Benjamin) Hickey in speech...

It was only fitting, seeing as how Hickey thanked Richmond in his speech when he won a Tony Award this year.

And they're back...

Jane Lynch comes out and immediately says she's bummed by the loss and introduces Ricky Gervais.

Who says he's not there because he's not allowed to attend any award shows. And then says that he's not allowed to badmouth anyone and if he does then the producers will just edit him and he'd never know. What follows is a bit of a rant, but every curse word leads to another word. He lost five times last year, and the other nominees were pure Shi-ndler's list was another movie, etc.


Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series...

Michael Allen Spiller - Modern Family


Zoey Deschanel and Will Arnett come out to introduce the nominees for Comedy writing. Will took over the teleprompter and attempts to tell a joke, but didn't have the punchline. Again, a little bit funnier than my explanation.

Steven Levitan and Jeffrey Richman - Modern Family

Wow, this is beginning to be a bit of runaway by Modern Family. Good and funny speech by the two writers.

Comedy Awards...

Major props to the intro. clips for including never-to-be nominated Psych.

And, Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel come out to introduce and both admit that they know The Daily Show is going to win. And, Kimmel tackles Fallon to great laughter and grabs Fallon's speech and reads it aloud. He thanks all you'd expect and then at the end, he thanks Jimmy Kimmel for always being there for him. And then Jimmy Fallon announces "the nominees," and promptly tackles Jimmy Kimmel.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series...

Julie Bowen wins for Modern Family! I'm surprised. I would have put money on Sofia V. winning. And, just like that, I'm out of my pool. Dagnabit!


Juliana Marguilies comes out saying she's the funniest woman on television (said in a monotone). Says it's a pretty strong category, It's got that kid from Glee, that guy from Pretty In Pink and then four guys from Modern Family. If someone from Modern Family wins, that set is going to be awkward. Now, that is a good line.

And Ty Burrell wins. From Modern Family!! Wow, I'm getting slaughtered this year. I really, really thought that they would split the vote. He's giving a really nice speech. Says he got a late start in the business and his dad passed away before he ever saw him act. His father would just have a problem with the makeup, so he would tell his father to just think of him as a very masculine lady and to that he is sure his dad would reply, that he does. Okay, clearly my typing is not doing it justice, but it was a lovely speech.

Welcome to the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards...

A pre-taped bit with Leonard Nimoy and Jane Lynch. All tv stars live together in one building - animated, late night, sitcoms and dramas.

They hardly let Jane sing on Glee... so true.

TV is a Vast Wonderland... A pastiche of Disney songs.

Wandered past Entourage, Grey's anatomy, Big Bang Theory, American Idol, Bristol Palin in a monkey suit, Ron Swanson, Andy Richter, Mad Men (fast forward through the commercials - gets her kicked out of Mad Men offices - love it!)

She's selling it.

And Friday Night Lights!!!

Hey! Name dropped my blog! TV is a Vast Wasteland where Good ideas go to die.

Sue vs. Sue...

Good stuff...

And, she comes out of the So You Think You Can Dance dancers (?)

I think that is the first time I've seen her outside of a pantsuit.

Okay, that was fun. She seemed like she was pressing a bit, but overall, she put it over.

And now, she catcher her breath, and starts her monologue.

Talks about her nodding acquaintances, and introduces the Emmytones (I'm too far away from my computer to see who makes up the Emmytones) - we'll get to that later.

Just about to begin...

And, yes, I'm very glad to see the end of the Red Carpet arrivals. The amount of insipid conversation is breathtaking.

New Girl Commercials...

Okay, what's the over/under on the New Girl commercials? A show, which I've already added to my season pass, as the pilot was just that good.

Countdown to the 2011 Emmy Awards has begun...

Now that the FOX late game (Cowboys vs. 49ers) has ended, the countdown to the Emmy Awards has begun. Now, I'm of the opinion that Neil Patrick Harris should host every awards show, but if he can't (what with infant twins at home), then we'll have to settle for another host. And, since Jane Lynch is the best thing about Glee, it's worth seeing if she is up to the task. She's hosted things before, but never anything on this scale. But then, the same could have been said about NPH before he hosted his first Tonys show. He had previously only hosted the TVLand awards. So, let's see how she does.

And now FOX has turned from sports to the red carpet arrivals, but I'm not sure how long I'll be able to stand watching it. I'll do my best. For you... the reader.

It's Emmy Time again!

It's that time of year again... Time for the 2011 Emmy Awards. When the actors, writers, producers and below the line folks slap each other on the back and congratulate each other for creating great ways for people to waste time, and ignore what's happening in the world, even if only for 22 minutes at a time. However, I never miss it, as it is one of my most favorite nights of the year. I'm going to try to live -blog again this year, but in case I don't quite make it, here are my picks for the top awards. It includes both my picks and what the TV academy will choose in all their wisdom. Sometimes we agree, but more often we don't. Such is life.


Outstanding Comedy
Glee
30 Rock
Modern Family
Parks & Recreation
The Big Bang Theory
The Office

Who Should Win: Parks & Recreation
Who Will Win: Modern Family
Parks & Recreation is bar none the best comedy out there, but I get the feeling that the Academy still doesn't know it exists. And, Parks & Rec deserves it if only to make up for the horrible absence of Nick Offerman's Ron Swanson.



Outstanding Drama
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Game of Thrones
Mad Men
The Good Wife

Who Should Win: Friday Night Lights
Who Will Win: Mad Men
I know, I know, all the pundits said that Mad Men had a great season, and I don't disagree, but Friday Night Lights made me laugh, cry and care about these characters. And, if I want Friday Night Lights to win so that the next network isn't afraid to take a chance on a show like this, then so be it. Mad Men will be around for another two years.


Outstanding Reality Show
American Idol (Fox)
Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
Project Runway (Lifetime)
So You Think You Can Dance (FOX)
The Amazing Race (CBS)
Top Chef (Bravo)

Who Should Win: Amazing Race
Who Will Win: Amazing Race
This is the only reality show that doesn't bore me at some point in the season, and the Academy clearly likes it.


Lead Actor in a Comedy
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Johnny Galecki (The Big Bang Theory)
Louis C.K. (Louie)
Matt LeBlanc (Episodes)
Stave Carrell (The Office)

Who Should Win: Louis C.K.
Who Will Win: Alec Baldwin
Since the Big Bang crew will probably split the vote, the voters probably don't see Louis as anything more than a stand-up comedian trying to act and I will be horrified if Matt LeBlanc gets, I think this is really a race between Baldwin and Carrell, and I think Baldwin takes it in a close one. Though, I would like Carrell to win it for his swan song. Over the past several years, he really made me like Michael Scott to the extent that I will miss this fictional character in this next season's The Office.

Lead Actress in a Comedy
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)
Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie)
Laura Linney (The Big C)
Martha Plimpton (Raisint Hope)
Melissa McCarthy (Mike & Molly)

Who Should Win: Amy Poehler
Who Will Win: Laura Linney
An awful lot of Parks & Recreation creative success over the past two years can be attributed to the sheer likeability of Amy Poehler, but we all know how much the Academy likes their premium cable stars. That said, I would not be sad if Martha Plimpton wins it, because she's great on Raising Hope (as is the rest of that cast).



Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Chris Colfer (Glee)
Ed O'Neill (Modern Family)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)

Who Should Win: Ed O'Neill
Who Will Win: Jon Cryer
This is a tough one. I really think that Modern Family will be splitting the vote, making it a race between Chris Colfer and Jon Cryer. I think Jon Cryer will win this as an atta-boy for having survived several years working with Charlie Sheen.


Supporting Actress in a Comedy
Betty White (Hot in Cleveland)
Jane Krakowski (30 Rock)
Jane Lynch (Glee)
Julie Bowen (Modern Family)
Kristen Wiig (Saturday Night Live)
Sofia Vergara (Modern Family)

Who Should Win: Jane Krakowski
Who Will Win: Sofia Vergara
Another tough category. I've like Julie Bowen since her "Ed" days, but I think in a head to head matchup with her co-star, Sofia Vergara wins it. Jane Lynch is often the best thing about Glee, but a little Sue Sylvester goes an awful long way, and I think they overused her this season. Though, she is hosting the awards show, and if she doesn't win, that could make for an awkward ceremony (as the supporting awards are usually the first to be announced. Fore me, its between Jane Krakowski and Kristen Wiig, and while Wiig is reliant on good sketches (which at times seem hard to come by on SNL), Krakowski has a more solid writing staff behind her, and so has a more solid output.


Lead Actor in a Drama
Hugh Laurie (House)
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)
Michael C. Hall (Dexter)
Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire)
Timothy Olyphant (Justified)

Who Should Win: Kyle Chandler
Who Will Win: Jon Hamm
I know Jon Hmm is great and I don't care. Kyle Chandler (and Connie Britton) were the reasons I tuned into Friday Night Lights, as Mr. and Mrs. Coach tied the show together. However, I readily admit that this is an awfully tough category, and I can make a case of any of the nominees to walk away with the statue.

Lead Actress in a Drama
Connie Britton (Friday Night LIghts)
Eisabeth Moss (Mad Men)
Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife)
Kathy Bates (Harry's Law)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
Mireille Enos (The Killing)

Who Should Win: Connie Britton
Who Will Win: Julianna Margulies
This is a horse race between Julianna Margulies and Elisabeth Moss, but since Margulies carries carries the show, I'm giving it to her. However, I do hope that Britton wins, because I will miss her Mrs. Coach. And, I don't see myself watching more than a couple of episodes of her new show on FX.

Supporting Actor in a Drama
Alan Cumming (THe Good Wife)
Andre Braugher (Men of a Certain Age)
Josh Charles (The Good Wife)
Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones)
Walton Goggins (Justified)
John Slattery (Mad Men)

Who Should Win: Alan Cumming
Who Will Win: Walton Goggins
Another tough category. Ordinarily I'd give it to Alan Cumming because he always brings it, but I'm afraid he will split the vote with his co-star. As much as I'd like Andre Braugher to win, because he is routinely the best thing on-screen, I think Walton Goggins is going to take it home.



Supporting Actress in a Drama
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Christine Baranski (The Good Wife)
Kelly MacDonald (Boardwalk Empire)
Margo Martindale (Justified)
Michelle Forbes (The Killing)

Who Should Win: Archie Panjabi
Who Will Win: Kelly MacDonald
Okay, I'll say it, this has been a pretty good year for television, as once again we have a category that is hard to pick a winner of. Archie Panjabi won last year and while I would love to see her win again, I think she and Baranski are going to split the vote (which seems to be a pattern this year). Christina Hendricks is always good, but I think this season she plain didn't have enough to do. Kelly MacDonald will take the only acting award for Boardwalk Empire.